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23 February 2012 @ 04:55 pm
22 February 2012 @ 11:10 am
Current Mood:
calm
18 September 2009 @ 07:03 am
TITLE: Two-Faced
AUTHOR: Phate_Phoenix
PAIRING: House/Wilson (eventually), Tendershipping (if you’re really looking for it)
RATING: PG-13
WARNINGS: Crossover with Yu-Gi-Oh!
SUMMARY: Ryou Bakura thought it was only the flu. He was wrong. Now House and his team must figure out what is ailing the young Duelist, while trying to figure out if Ryou’s strange, and sometimes violent, mood-swings are part of his symptoms or something else entirely…
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or House M.D.
NOTES: Has an actual interesting medical case! Odd symptoms? Check! Odd patient? Check! Odd illness? Check! We’re good to go!
Timeline for House MD: After ‘THE GREATER GOOD’, before ‘UNFAITHFUL’
Timeline for YGO: After Battle City, sometime during the Dragons Arc. Gets rather ‘AU’ from there.
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( “I love it when you mortals become so flustered over a few injured parties here or there.” )
AUTHOR: Phate_Phoenix
PAIRING: House/Wilson (eventually), Tendershipping (if you’re really looking for it)
RATING: PG-13
WARNINGS: Crossover with Yu-Gi-Oh!
SUMMARY: Ryou Bakura thought it was only the flu. He was wrong. Now House and his team must figure out what is ailing the young Duelist, while trying to figure out if Ryou’s strange, and sometimes violent, mood-swings are part of his symptoms or something else entirely…
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or House M.D.
NOTES: Has an actual interesting medical case! Odd symptoms? Check! Odd patient? Check! Odd illness? Check! We’re good to go!
Timeline for House MD: After ‘THE GREATER GOOD’, before ‘UNFAITHFUL’
Timeline for YGO: After Battle City, sometime during the Dragons Arc. Gets rather ‘AU’ from there.
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( “I love it when you mortals become so flustered over a few injured parties here or there.” )
Current Mood:
tired
18 August 2009 @ 10:50 am
BRETT FAVRE.
WTF, MAN? I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
THE VIKINGS. THE VIKINGS. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY BACK? IT'S POKING MY KIDNEYS.
(But I'm looking forward to kicking his ass on the field. Good luck in enemy territory, dude! XD)
WTF, MAN? I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
THE VIKINGS. THE VIKINGS. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THIS KNIFE OUT OF MY BACK? IT'S POKING MY KIDNEYS.
(But I'm looking forward to kicking his ass on the field. Good luck in enemy territory, dude! XD)
31 July 2009 @ 08:02 pm
Title: Foresight
Author:
Prompt : 437. The bet.
Pairing: None
Word Count: 538
Rating/Warning: PG / Spoilers for 'BOTH SIDES NOW'
Summary: It only made sense. That’s why you made the bet.
Disclaimer: DO NOT OWN.
Notes: Written for the
house_of_fanfic Annual Contest.
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( A week after it happened, you’re four hundred dollars richer. )
Author:
Prompt : 437. The bet.
Pairing: None
Word Count: 538
Rating/Warning: PG / Spoilers for 'BOTH SIDES NOW'
Summary: It only made sense. That’s why you made the bet.
Disclaimer: DO NOT OWN.
Notes: Written for the
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( A week after it happened, you’re four hundred dollars richer. )
Current Mood:
loved
31 July 2009 @ 07:43 pm
Title: R.I.C.E. in Reverse [4/4]
Author:
phate_phoenix
Prompt : 9. House/Wilson – “When everything is wrong, I'll come talk to you” (My Best Friend - Weezer)
Pairing: Canon House/Cuddy, House/Wilson
Word Count: Chapter-4,499; Total- 21,217
Rating/Warning: PG-13; Swearing, Spoilers for ‘THE GREATER GOOD’, Vengeful!House, Hurt!Wilson
Summary: An AU of ‘The Greater Good’ caused by a simple… twist. What if Wilson had discovered that Dana Miller was House’s patient just an hour earlier? Cuddy won’t know what hit her.
Beta:
cielo_claro
Disclaimer: DO NOT OWN.
Notes: Written for the
house_of_fanfic Annual Contest.
Previous Part: Part Three
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( House sat in his office, rolling the large red and grey ball between his hands. )
Author:
Prompt : 9. House/Wilson – “When everything is wrong, I'll come talk to you” (My Best Friend - Weezer)
Pairing: Canon House/Cuddy, House/Wilson
Word Count: Chapter-4,499; Total- 21,217
Rating/Warning: PG-13; Swearing, Spoilers for ‘THE GREATER GOOD’, Vengeful!House, Hurt!Wilson
Summary: An AU of ‘The Greater Good’ caused by a simple… twist. What if Wilson had discovered that Dana Miller was House’s patient just an hour earlier? Cuddy won’t know what hit her.
Beta:
Disclaimer: DO NOT OWN.
Notes: Written for the
Previous Part: Part Three
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R: Rejoice
To celebrate; To fill with joy
To celebrate; To fill with joy
( House sat in his office, rolling the large red and grey ball between his hands. )
31 July 2009 @ 07:35 pm
Title: R.I.C.E. in Reverse [3/4]
Author:
phate_phoenix
Prompt : 9. House/Wilson – “When everything is wrong, I'll come talk to you” (My Best Friend - Weezer)
Pairing: Canon House/Cuddy, House/Wilson
Word Count: Chapter- 7,168; Total- 21,217
Rating/Warning: PG-13; Swearing, Spoilers for ‘THE GREATER GOOD’, Vengeful!House, Hurt!Wilson
Summary: An AU of ‘The Greater Good’ caused by a simple… twist. What if Wilson had discovered that Dana Miller was House’s patient just an hour earlier? Cuddy won’t know what hit her.
Beta:
cielo_claro
Disclaimer: DO NOT OWN.
Notes: Written for the
house_of_fanfic Annual Contest.
Previous Part: Part Two
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( Wilson stared at the scene before him, frozen with one hand on his office door and the other clutching the handle of his crutch. )
Author:
Prompt : 9. House/Wilson – “When everything is wrong, I'll come talk to you” (My Best Friend - Weezer)
Pairing: Canon House/Cuddy, House/Wilson
Word Count: Chapter- 7,168; Total- 21,217
Rating/Warning: PG-13; Swearing, Spoilers for ‘THE GREATER GOOD’, Vengeful!House, Hurt!Wilson
Summary: An AU of ‘The Greater Good’ caused by a simple… twist. What if Wilson had discovered that Dana Miller was House’s patient just an hour earlier? Cuddy won’t know what hit her.
Beta:
Disclaimer: DO NOT OWN.
Notes: Written for the
Previous Part: Part Two
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I: Inundation
To overwhelm as if with a flood
To overwhelm as if with a flood
( Wilson stared at the scene before him, frozen with one hand on his office door and the other clutching the handle of his crutch. )
Current Mood:
loved
31 July 2009 @ 07:18 pm
Title: R.I.C.E. in Reverse [2/4]
Author:
phate_phoenix
Prompt : 9. House/Wilson – “When everything is wrong, I'll come talk to you” (My Best Friend - Weezer)
Pairing: Canon House/Cuddy, House/Wilson
Word Count: Chapter-4,654; Total- 21,217
Rating/Warning: PG-13; Swearing, Spoilers for ‘THE GREATER GOOD’, Vengeful!House, Hurt!Wilson
Summary: An AU of ‘The Greater Good’ caused by a simple… twist. What if Wilson had discovered that Dana Miller was House’s patient just an hour earlier? Cuddy won’t know what hit her.
Beta:
cielo_claro
Disclaimer: DO NOT OWN.
Notes: Written for the
house_of_fanfic Annual Contest.
Previous: Part One
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( “The patient had better be dying, or I’m going to fire you. All of you. And then write really bad stuff about you in my diary.” )
Author:
Prompt : 9. House/Wilson – “When everything is wrong, I'll come talk to you” (My Best Friend - Weezer)
Pairing: Canon House/Cuddy, House/Wilson
Word Count: Chapter-4,654; Total- 21,217
Rating/Warning: PG-13; Swearing, Spoilers for ‘THE GREATER GOOD’, Vengeful!House, Hurt!Wilson
Summary: An AU of ‘The Greater Good’ caused by a simple… twist. What if Wilson had discovered that Dana Miller was House’s patient just an hour earlier? Cuddy won’t know what hit her.
Beta:
Disclaimer: DO NOT OWN.
Notes: Written for the
Previous: Part One
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C: Counterattack
The act of retaliating; Revenge
The act of retaliating; Revenge
( “The patient had better be dying, or I’m going to fire you. All of you. And then write really bad stuff about you in my diary.” )
Current Mood:
loved
31 July 2009 @ 07:02 pm
Title: R.I.C.E. in Reverse [1/4]
Author:
phate_phoenix
Prompt : 9. House/Wilson – “When everything is wrong, I'll come talk to you” (My Best Friend - Weezer)
Pairing: Canon House/Cuddy, House/Wilson
Word Count: Chapter-4,896; Total- 21,217
Rating/Warning: PG-13; Swearing, Spoilers for ‘THE GREATER GOOD’, Vengeful!House, Hurt!Wilson
Summary: An AU of ‘The Greater Good’ caused by a simple… twist. What if Wilson had discovered that Dana Miller was House’s patient just an hour earlier? Cuddy won’t know what hit her.
Beta:
cielo_claro
Disclaimer: DO NOT OWN.
Notes: Written for the
house_of_fanfic Annual Contest.
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( “…And her abdominal cavity was filled with blood.” )
Author:
Prompt : 9. House/Wilson – “When everything is wrong, I'll come talk to you” (My Best Friend - Weezer)
Pairing: Canon House/Cuddy, House/Wilson
Word Count: Chapter-4,896; Total- 21,217
Rating/Warning: PG-13; Swearing, Spoilers for ‘THE GREATER GOOD’, Vengeful!House, Hurt!Wilson
Summary: An AU of ‘The Greater Good’ caused by a simple… twist. What if Wilson had discovered that Dana Miller was House’s patient just an hour earlier? Cuddy won’t know what hit her.
Beta:
Disclaimer: DO NOT OWN.
Notes: Written for the
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E: Engage
To enter into conflict or battle; To draw into or involve
To enter into conflict or battle; To draw into or involve
( “…And her abdominal cavity was filled with blood.” )
Current Mood:
loved
19 July 2009 @ 11:58 am
NOTE: This is my second icon batch. No offense meant about the House/Cuddy scene, but I couldn't help myself. :D The Gifs are my first attempt at them, so that's why they are so grainy. That, and I used a free online program. -_- Hope you like them, anyway!
Total Icons: 14
House/Wilson- 6
"Anti"-House/Cuddy- 4
House- 1
Wilson- 3














Total Icons: 14
House/Wilson- 6
"Anti"-House/Cuddy- 4
House- 1
Wilson- 3
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phate_phoenix when used.
Textless Icons are bases. Feel free to alter them!
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Textless Icons are bases. Feel free to alter them!
Current Mood:
creative
19 June 2009 @ 08:00 am
17:40 Joining a Twitter group. twibes.com/hwlove?v=1 - What twibes do you belong to? #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter16 June 2009 @ 02:16 pm
Your result for The House, MD Personality Test...
Dr. Gregory House

Congratulations, you're the man himself, Dr. Gregory House! You're quite strange, and usually do your own thing regardless of what anyone else thinks. This is partially because a person with an ego as large as yours could not care less what anyone else thinks or feels about anything. Unless, of course, they're your patient and they're dying--but only if they're dying of something interesting! You're a definite asshole to most other people, but at least you know how to be one in style, with an awesome wit, comfortable sneakers, and a never ending variety of facial expressions.
XDDD I couldn't resist, and was quite surprised. I though I'd end up as Wilson for sure. Although, when my Kindness rating is only higher than 7%, it kinda falls into play, huh? :DCurrent Mood:
hungry
16 June 2009 @ 08:01 am
12:00 @SnootySims Happy birthday! #
21:25 Currently boiling in the summer heat. It's so humid and just ICK out. Bleg. #
21:25 Also, I'm writing fanfiction, because I need to get my butt in gear. DX #
23:16 TV TROPES IS EATING MY LIFE. D: JOIN US.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Home
15 June 2009 @ 11:37 pm
This is the TEST shipment you asked for
12:00 @SnootySims Happy birthday! #
21:25 Currently boiling in the summer heat. It's so humid and just ICK out. Bleg. #
21:25 Also, I'm writing fanfiction, because I need to get my butt in gear. DX #
23:16 TV TROPES IS EATING MY LIFE. D: JOIN US.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Home
12 May 2009 @ 09:48 pm
The Strange Case of Doctor Ryou and Mister Bakura (
100moods: House/Yu-Gi-Oh!)
What can I say? I love the idea of these two universes crossing so much, with Ryou and Bakura at the hospital with House and his fellows. :D I decided to mess around with that sandbox once again with a different plot this time around. I hope you all like it. XD
( Table Behind Here )
Pairing: Ryou/Bakura; House/Wilson friendship that leads to romance
Rating: PG-13 to NC-17
Story Summary: Weeks after House loses one of his team members, Cuddy brings him a replacement in the form of newly-made resident, Ryou Bakura. As Ryou struggles to survive his time under House’s thumb, House tries to figure out his newest recruit. Told through the eyes of House, Wilson, Taub, Ryou, and Bakura.
Warnings: CROSSOVER with Yu-Gi-Oh and House; SPOILERS of ‘SIMPLE EXPLANATION’; AU of the end of Yu-Gi-Oh. Explicit sexual situations.
Current Mood:
creative
09 May 2009 @ 04:46 pm
TITLE: The Sentry
AUTHOR: Phate Phoenix
PAIRING: Wilson-House friendship
RATING: PG-13
WARNINGS: Spoilers through ‘HOUSE DIVIDED’ and the spoiler videos for 'BOTH SIDES NOW'.
SUMMARY: Wilson confronts Cuddy over her newest decision.
DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OWN.
NOTES: Light Cuddy bashing, but it's in character (which is odd o_.). Dialogue-only. Short.
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( I'm done with you. )
AUTHOR: Phate Phoenix
PAIRING: Wilson-House friendship
RATING: PG-13
WARNINGS: Spoilers through ‘HOUSE DIVIDED’ and the spoiler videos for 'BOTH SIDES NOW'.
SUMMARY: Wilson confronts Cuddy over her newest decision.
DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OWN.
NOTES: Light Cuddy bashing, but it's in character (which is odd o_.). Dialogue-only. Short.
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( I'm done with you. )
Current Mood:
cold
08 May 2009 @ 10:17 pm
Total Icons: 13
House/Wilson- 8
House- 3
Amber- 1
NOTE: I've never made icons before. I don't have any fancy program besides the free version of PhotoFiltre. I hope these are decent enough. XD Feel free to edit any textless icons as you see fit. Just credit me for the base. XD












House/Wilson- 8
House- 3
Amber- 1
NOTE: I've never made icons before. I don't have any fancy program besides the free version of PhotoFiltre. I hope these are decent enough. XD Feel free to edit any textless icons as you see fit. Just credit me for the base. XD
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Created with angelamaria's Icon Table Generator @ Bauble
Images found at
house_md_caps.
Credit
phate_phoenixwhen used.
Textless Icons are bases.
Images found at
Credit
Textless Icons are bases.
30 April 2009 @ 11:34 am
TITLE: Home
AUTHOR: Phate Phoenix
PAIRING: House/Wilson
RATING: PG-13
WARNINGS: Spoilers through ‘HOUSE DIVIDED’. Some disturbing thoughts.
SUMMARY: It’s like having the anti-Jiminy Cricket on your shoulder OR House has a conversation with his greatly-less-pleasant-than-usual half.
DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OWN.
NOTES: Occurs after House hangs up on Cuddy. Goes AU from there.
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( It’s been hours since he hung up the phone on Cuddy and his team. )
AUTHOR: Phate Phoenix
PAIRING: House/Wilson
RATING: PG-13
WARNINGS: Spoilers through ‘HOUSE DIVIDED’. Some disturbing thoughts.
SUMMARY: It’s like having the anti-Jiminy Cricket on your shoulder OR House has a conversation with his greatly-less-pleasant-than-usual half.
DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OWN.
NOTES: Occurs after House hangs up on Cuddy. Goes AU from there.
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( It’s been hours since he hung up the phone on Cuddy and his team. )
Current Mood:
silly
19 April 2009 @ 11:29 am
19 April 2009 @ 11:27 am

